1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军) 经典笑话
weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
经典笑话
tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)
答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
答：When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
答："What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
e were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中。
will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)
2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)
3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降?)
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?)
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)
6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)
10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)
11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why? (有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么?)
12. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)
13. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月?)
答案Answers:
1. Silence. (沉默)
2. No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)
3. Your age. (你的年龄)
4. He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)
5. Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)
6. It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)
7. The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)
8. A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)
9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)
10. Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)
11. Because is a pigboat. (那是潜水艇。pigboat，潜水艇)
river bank。(河岸。)
h。(行军。)
1. What will you break once you say it?
什么东西一说出来就打破?
2. Will liars be honest after they die?
骗子死了之后会诚实吗?
3. What always goes up and never goes down?
什么东西只升不降?
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?
男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?
为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?
6. Why is the library the highest building?
为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
世界上最小的桥梁是什么?
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
北极与南极的区别是什么?
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?
淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?
10. What bird lifts heavy things?
什么鸟能举起重物?
11.A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship ?
有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?