The gambler 赌徒
A gambler carried $1000 from home and went to casino. A few hours later, he came back. His wife asked him immediately: "Does that big note give birth to some children?"
"Yes, yes," the gambler took out two ten-dollar notes and said in a weeping toe, "unfortunately their mother died".
有个赌徒从家里拿了1千美金去赌博。几小时后，他回来了。妻子忙迎上前问：“那张大票子生孩子没有?”
“生了，生了!”赌徒从衣袋里掏出两张10美元的钞票，哭丧着脸说，“不幸的是，他们的母亲去世了。”